Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Tuesday, 21 August 2012
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Having Problems Remembering Things?
An 80 year
old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to
their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
When they
arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they
were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told
them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down
and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and
left.
Later that
night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked,
“Where are you going?”
He replied,
“To the kitchen.”
She asked,
“Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”
He replied,
“Sure.”
She then
asked him, “Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?”
He said, “No,
I can remember that.”
She then
said, “Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write
that down because I know you’ll forget that.”
He said, “I
can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”
She replied,
“Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so
you better write it down.”
With
irritation in his voice, he said, “I don’t need to write that down! I can
remember that.” He then fumes into the kitchen.
After about
20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and
eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily:
“I TOLD you to
write it down! You forgot my toast!”
In A Psychiatrist’s Waiting Room
In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are
having a conversation. One says to the other, “Why are you here?”
The second answers, “I’m Napoleon, so the doctor told
me to come here.”
The first is curious and asks, “How do you know that
you’re Napoleon?”
The second responds, “God told me I was.”
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room
shouts, “NO I DIDN’T!”
I SAID CHICKEN!
A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing isn't as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure.
When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand
fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep
moving closer asking the question until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner.
He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner,
honey?" He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks
again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Still no answer. Finally he
stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She
replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!"
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